Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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