When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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