So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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