He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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