32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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