butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i jhust puked up my retainher.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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