btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
