everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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