they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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