Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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