I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
as a side note pls kill me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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