its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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