Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How does it feel to date your dad?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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