Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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