Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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