people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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