1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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