My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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