What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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