I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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