Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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