I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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