I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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