i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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