Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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