I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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