Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i drank out of a bidet.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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