Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I fill condoms, not promises.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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