Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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