I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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