office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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