i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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