You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
