Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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