I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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