The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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