Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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