If that was your dad, he is hot
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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