so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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