that's an acceptable place to lick
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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