The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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