Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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