No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We need to get me chipped asap
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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