Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
