quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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