god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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