you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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