My brain says no but my pants say off.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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