This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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