Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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