drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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