I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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